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The funniest man alive

Bo Burnham

Bo Burnham is the funniest man alive

by Beatrizzx January 12, 2022

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Best rapper alive

nba young is the best rapper ever to live and will forever be yb better

yb better

who is the best rapper alive nba youngboy is the best rapper and will forver be
Best rapper alive is yb better

by youngboy fan 123 February 8, 2022

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The sexiest man alive

A description, usually given to Boris Johnson, referring to the triumphing sexiness of a man.

Boris Johnson is the sexiest man alive

by stewiestolemywashingmachine April 22, 2021

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Joshua The Person Who Is Alive

This is useless and congrats u wasted ur time to just get off of this. Just kidding I have a joke 4 u.
What has two legs?

A: How am I supposed to know

Joshua The Person Who Is Alive is alive

by lkfshklfiojqinc November 9, 2020


Why am I alive

When the new kid fakes depression just so they get more friends

Me: hello I'm Jamal
New Kid: why am i alive
Me:ok be my friend

by aestheticjl October 21, 2019

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It feels really good to be alive today!!!

Philosophical statement made when you put life in perspective, you acknowledge that you are truly blessed, you are truly lucky, and you have all but great things ahead of you.

Hypothetical: You are surrounded by all your friends, it's your birthday, you are having a great time, before you take a shot, you reminisce....

E: It feels really good to be alive today!!!

by guaymas January 24, 2012


you'll never take me alive

When you are so bad ass you'd rather go out in style then give up the fight.

person 1: stop it
person 2: no
person 1: shut da fuck up
person 2: you'll never take me alive

by A certain Soul Reaper April 26, 2017

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