i've always been a smoker

I've been smoking for a really long time

Karen: "Now you can't complain about Pat's smoking since you do it yourself!"

Arthur: "I've always been a smoker".

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theres always two ends to one sausage

This is the ultimate saying that the legend samuel baxter came up with
it makes people think therefore they shut up say it to batty men

God didnt you know theres always two ends to one sausage

the grass is always greener on the other side

"The grass is always greener on the other side" is a statement used in the English language when one notices cows in a pasture stretching their necks through openings in the fence to get the green, uncut grass, on the other side.

Person #1: Why is the cow trying to stick his head through the fence?
Person #2: To get the grass.
Person #1: Why don't they just eat the grass in their pasture?
Person #2: Because, the grass is always greener on the other side.

Person 1: Is that cow trying to choke itself?
Person 2: No. It's trying to get grass. The grass is greener on the other side.

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Why am I always right

Are you serious?

“WHY am I always right?” *google*

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WE DIDNT START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING

a beautiful masterpeice.
a song starter by Tubbo_ a minecraft streamer

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND >:^

"WE DIDNT START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING-"

Tommyinnit (a child): "Tubbo…"

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Why do I always get the nuts?

How come all my customers are men? It would sure be nice to meet a few chicks around this joint for a change.

after ordering Gooberberry sundaes
Spongebob: Oh waaaaiiiter!!! Waaaiiiiiiiter!! WaiTOR! Waiter!
Waiter: Why do I always get the nuts?

its always one of them gotta be ugly

the rest of my username.

also, go do your homework.

i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of them gotta be ugly