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Amazing Mumford

Tucking both your dick and balls back between your legs bending over and spreading your ass cheeks exposing your anus and your backwards pointing genitalia , then taking a picture with your cell phone camera and sending the picture to everyone in your contacts list.

Did you see Mitchell's amazing mumford last night? It was so good I think I might make it my myspace pic.

by JCNG May 7, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Amazing Race

The ultimate contest of virility. Any number of male contestants deposit their seed into a cup, the contents of which are then swirled and loaded into a turkey baster. The course consists of a willing female participant, and the winner is determined 9 months later with the aid of a paternity test.

You, sir, may have an inch on me, but I dare say, my swimmers are stronger. I challenge you to the Amazing Race!

by Eugenecist January 12, 2013

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


The amazing bulk

The amazing bulk is a 2012 action/romance movie

Hank (Jordan Lawson), an ambitious scientist, experiments with a serum designed to increase human muscle-mass and prolong life. When a thug steals his engagement ring, Hank injects the serum into himself and transforms into the Bulk.
Release date: 2013 (USA)
Director: Lewis Schoenbrun
Budget: 14,000 USD
Screenplay: Keith Schaffner
Producers: Lewis Schoenbrun, David S. Sterling

100/100 rotten tomato's 10/10 imb

I just saw The amazing bulk and I hated it

by Sans car April 15, 2020

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


simply amazing

Something you say to make a person who gave you something mediocre seem like you think that it is the best thing that has ever happened to you.

Ex. 1:
Mom: Simon, I brought you some juice.
Simon: What kind?
Mom: Mango juice.
Simon: WOW! Thats simply amazing!!!!! Oh my gosh thank you so much, this is so great.

Ex. 2:
Waiter: Here's your water, sir.
You: Oh my gosh, that's simply amazing! Thank you so much!

by KabbalahMonster June 1, 2014

14๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


amaze-balls

Better than both amazing and balls. Something of epic proportions.

Craig is not a bigot, he is the most amaze-balls person ever!

by CdubOld November 30, 2010

79๐Ÿ‘ 112๐Ÿ‘Ž


amazing race

A contest usually held on special occasions such as 420 involving enormous quantities of pot, beer, and food. The pot is usually of cheaper quality due to pricing concerns and the fact that weaker pot will enable teams to smoke more, and only beer, no hard or malt liquor, may be drunk. The food usually consists of pizza, burgers, or similar fare, but it must all be the same type of food across teams for fairness reasons.

Several teams consisting of the same number of people (the more the better) are made beforehand. These teams will then compete to see who can smoke, drink, and eat the most, all at the same time. However, different chores can be spread out among different team members. For example, if somebody on one team is a tank when it comes to alcohol, but another person is a lightweight with beer but a regular stoner, the alcoholic may take on the stoner's beer load while the stoner takes on the alcoholic's weed load.

A team member is disqualified if they pass out, throw up, or voluntarily give up. The team itself may go on playing if members are disqualified until the team has no more viable members or runs out of things to eat, drink, and smoke. A team wins by either outlasting the other teams and being the last team with members playing, or by finishing a certain predetermined quantity of pot, beer, and food.

People can and do change the rules to better suit their preferences.

Guy #1: Hey it's 420! Know what that means?
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Joe is holding his annual amazing race!
Guy #2: Word

by jahcu April 23, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


amaz-ballz

Termed coined by Perez Hilton to describe an awesome event or thing. A way to describe something that is beyond amazing.

My birthday was amaz-ballz! Someone juggled knives for me.

by Rae-Rae Rocks April 25, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž