Anal Cave

A man/woman who allows many cocks to keep warm inside his/her asshole.

Someone who gets fucked in the ass several times.

"Robby was being such an anal cave at the party last night!"

"Dude, quit being such an anal cave everytime we go to the gay bars."

"It was amazing! Rachel is the ultimate anal cave!"

anal muff

Pubic hair surrounding ones asshole.

"Pearls anal muff left scabs on my cock after trowing her an ass pounding."

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Anal Lice

An insect mutated from the species BigBrotherus Anticus after feasting excessively on messy kitchens. Known to dwell in the anal region of humans, particularly those locked in a house for three months.

Bro! Are those anal lice?

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anal arboretum

1) A botanical garden living in someone's asshole
2) Someone who enjoys woody objects shoved in to their rectum

"When I fart, it smells like lilac"
"That's because you have a fucking flower garden in you anal arboretum"

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Anal Cavity

Something that white dudes enjoy shoving various obejects in and out of when they get together in groups. They call it "hazing" or "palling around". Everyone else calls it "gay".

Tyler: Hey bro! Get the guys together this Saturday. Anal cavity time!
Bryson: Yea, Bro! Saturday is for the boys!

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anal bacon

Untidy skin/flesh emanating from the ringpiece, giving it the appearance of chewed bacon. Usually as a result of overly aggressive anal sex but can equally be caused by prolapse or even be congenital.

Lord Asquith met Lady Jane at the Spring ball, and after months of wooing he finally came to court her. In time they were married and there was much rejoicing throughout the land. Alas on their wedding night he discovered she had anal bacon, rendering him impotent. He obtained an anullment later that week.

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anal virginity

the state of not having been penetrated up the ass

Barry lost his anal virginity to a cucumber.

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