ring rot

wot gays get from butt fucking too much!
resulting in the skin around the anus splitting and becoming infected!

that faggot can't sit down he's so has ring rot!

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rot gut

Any cheap 40 or 22 oz of malt liquor, not particulary known for the taist but rather to get drunk as fuck. Preferably St Ides or Colt 45.

Danny drinks the rot gut because he wants to get fucked up

You guys dont drink that rot gut for the taist! you drink it to get drunk!!!

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Gut Rot

When you haven't eaten anything in a long period of time, and your stomach churns and aches because it is empty. Feels like nausea, but nothing to throw up.

Person #1: "Have you eaten anything today?"
Person #2: "No, I've got some serious gut rot going on."

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nob rot

What happens to you liver wiper and cookies when you were up to your cookies in minging piss flaps

1st Bloke: "What's the matter mate, you keep scratching your bollocks"
2nd Bloke: "I stuck the old liver wiper up some old minger last night and now I think I got nob rot"

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CD rot

A condition seen in cheaply-made CDs or ones that have been exposed to water, polluted air, dust, etc. for prolonged periods of time. Usually manifests as an unusual coloration, "crud" growing, and partially or completely unplayable areas of a CD. So much for the wonders of modern technology!

I can't believe this! I just bought the new Gustav Mahler 5th Symphony recording and it already has CD rot!

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Cock Rot

i. To be denied sexual interaction to the point of criminal/homicidial insanity.
ii. Penis or testicular cancer
iii. a decomposing chicken

"I've got Cock Rot"

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knob rot

A disease men catch when they cheat on their girlfriend/wife. Will end in the knob falling off.

“Hey wow look at him”
“nah id keep away hes suffering from a bad case of knob rot”

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