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Acronym for a She, He, It. When reffering to someone of a gender besides male or female.
Today I went to gender studies and found out I'm a SHIT.
The word you can use in literally any situation.
"Hey man, I fucked Stacie last night."
"Shit, bro."
"OMG, I hit someone!'
"Shit shit shit shit."
1. poop
2. used to express shock, sadness, anger overall a great word that can be used in many different ways
Shit my grandma’s dead
I just took a big shit
Holy shit
1: a phrase used by someone declining or calling out the bullshit they're being told,
or
2: another way to say "don't complicate something/give it to me straight"
or
3: similarly to use 2, it also could be used as a replacement for "not my problem.
example 1: DUDE DID YOU TAKE MY FUCKING WALLET?? - "dude im not for the shits, go harass someone else"
example 2: I like this girl but she likes this other guy and now this other girls flirting with me, what do I do? "fuck that, i'm not for the shits, figure it out on your own"
example 3: okkk so idk if I like u or not but I might like u but IDKKKK. "im not for the shits, youve been unsure for 3 days, ive been patient long enough"
crap, poop, feces, waste from the body that cannot be used for energy.
Just wanted to add another type of shit to the shit list:
the cannon shit:
when the pressure of a fart behind the shit, shoves the shit out your ass, like a cannon.
The Mile long shit: when a shit is so big, you wonder how it fit in your rectum.
Person A: "Awww man! I just took a cannon shit!"
Person B: "nice"
Person A: " I just took a mile long shit!"
Person B: "How does that fit inside you??
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I shouldn't have ate Indian food before i had anal sex. I had a bad case of the shits all over his peenieweenie!
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