Who TF Asked?

Who The Fuck Asked?

A phrase commonly used to describe surprising levels of stupidity of an article, usually focused on a celebrity doing "Shocking Activities", that almost always are just common things.

Have you seen that <well known person> wore bikini on the beach?
Wow! Who TF Asked?

Did you know that <another well known person> went to the restaurant and tipped the waiter 0.0000000021% more than usuall?
Amazing! Who TF Asked?

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Did I Ask

Only say this if you suck and no one likes you

Tim: Did I Ask? eehehehhehehehe
everyone else: shut up

Did I ask?

An comeback that is nearly impossible to counter, as it’s so blatant and often catches its opponents off guard.

“I just got a puppy for Christmas! This is the greatest day of my li-“

“Did I ask?”

“...shut up Stewart.”

Go ask alice

1. Lyrics in the song "White rabbit" by the band Jefferson airplane

2. A website that has information about health for teens

3. A phrase used to associate with
drugs

5. A book about a girl with drug addiction and she writes about drug life.

Hey, Go ask alice, and lay down on the coach.

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ask-me-bollox

Irish phrase used in the North of Dublin to question the truth of a given statement, or the honesty of the speaker

A: Hey I just shagged Brad Pitt and Colin Farrell at the same time.
B: Ask-me-Bollox ye lying cow.

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Go ask Julien

A phrase to be used when someone asks another a question and that person doesn't know the answer/doesn't feel like answering the question, to which he will respond "Go ask Julien."; a reference to the founder of the site WikiLeaks: Julien Assange.

Dude 1: Hey, what do we have next period?
Dude 2: I don't know, go ask Julien.

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Did i ask

Saying did i ask is like saying you don't want people to talk to you. and is used when you don't want to talk to someone and you don't know what ignoring someone is mostly used by little kids from the age of 9-13 thinking they are cool.

Eddy: Well my life is messed up
Random annoying little kid: Did i ask?