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When you’re laying in bed and your horny so you fuck your pillow, cum all over the pillow then proceed to flip it over and go to sleep
“Man did you boys ever fuck the shit outta your pillow as a kid?”
“No cunt that’s fucked”
“Nah well it’s good as, was doing it last night”
“You’re fucked up Jack”
“Nah I call it the Jack Attack”
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getting overly worried or hyper about something
"You better control her, just in case she has a spaz attack or something."
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The act of be able to think of nothing but fapping, and having the need to fap immediately. Often caused by not fapping over a long period time, or viewing viewing a fap-tastic sight.
Beau had a massive Fap-Attack when he saw that chick because he hadnt fapped in hours.
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An attack of anxiety, Usually with a feeling that something bad is about to happen, the person feels out of control.
'I have a panic attacks when i try and go in elavators'
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when one is laughing so hard that they momenterily lose control over their body
omg dude is that guy having a seizure???
no dude it just looks like a roffs attack
To loose your shit. Have a hissy fit.
"There's no carling at the pub" said Phil.
"Oh no, Garry's gonna have a tampon attack when he gets here".
A tingling sensation that overwhelms you and makes you dance till you squirt.
Hes not having a seizure, thats a tingle attack.