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Singles Awareness Day

An alternate name for Valentine's Day (February 14), more commonly used by the unlucky ones who don't have someone to love because they don't love them back.

On this day, there are no hugs.
No kisses.
No cuddles.
No hand-holding.
No cooing.
No laying in another's lap.
No head pats/scratches.
No butterflies in your stomach.
No buying items to be taken for granted and then forgotten about.
No person cares about your feelings, your current mood, or your problems.
No person who will help resolve issues in a conducive way, showing that they care for you and not doing this in return for a favor of some kind.
No sex.

Amongst the unlucky (variable from person to person), there are cases of increased depression, especially as it nears the 14th.

Friend: "Yo, it's about to be February! You know what that means...Valentine's Day!"
Me: "Yeah, you mean 'Singles Awareness Day? Valentine's Day is just a joke."
Friend: "Lighten up, man, you'll find someone!"
Me: "Unlikely; my depression knows no limits besides the calendar."

by demonrobot December 12, 2022


Awareness

This is just an awareness. This world will be gone before we even know it. WHAT ARE WE DOING TO THIS PLANET?. I know damn well that we aren't HELPING, all we are seeing is sexism,racism, and black lives, can't people live good for ah good time?.Instead of you all acting like KARENS. Take time to accept people and THEIR ways not only yours. We are just vistors, the earth welcomed US not YOURSELF. Why kill animals?, for survival ? There is VEGAN try it sometimes. Stop this SHIT

Amanda: Should we raise Awareness?
Joell: Yes we should!

by Gothic_24 August 26, 2020


awareness

Awareness

What does Awareness mean?

by September 1, 2023


Self awareness

Self awareness is when someone is self aware. (I know, it’s shocking)

Guy 1: “do you have self awareness?
Guy 2: “why is there no quotation mark at the end of what you said?”
Guy 1: “what?”

Guy 1: “HELLO?!?”

by MyNameIsCalvin July 19, 2024


Gabby Awareness Day

When someone is offended really easily you would consider them as a gabby. Example would be calling gabby, her, instead of they. They are considered to be liberal bitches who use there boyfriends success as there own. If you see a weird girl with blue hair who gets offended easily for not identifying her as a helicopter she would be considered a gabby.

Gabby Awareness Day
Normal person: Hello how are you?
Gabby: Excuse me? You? Hold my hydro flask while i tweet ab how offended i am.

by NickJisGay October 30, 2019


Raising Awareness

A buzz word young people mainly Generation Z love to use to make it look like they are changing the world. They will often make a video about some 1st world problem to "raise awareness" and post it on social media. It may involve a "social experiment" to get people's reaction to something. The topic sometimes involves a word with "ism" at the end. It often involves creating a fake scenario, holding up a sign, asking people questions about something to get their reaction or posting a situation that should be kept private with the justification that they are raising awareness. Certain topics tend to become trendy and there will be a wave of videos of others posting the same scenario. Some people end up getting in trouble and say they were just raising awareness as they hold an ice pack on their swollen face.

She walked through Harlem at night in a lingerie raising awareness about cat calling!

by bassman212 September 18, 2023


raising awareness

Crying on the internet about something you know nothing about but looks sad to you, thinking you will change something, while doing absolutely fucking nothing.

Alex: Oh i see you are wanking. Good job of raising awareness.
John: Oh thanks, bro. I love doing absolutely fucking nothing.

by joemama16829 August 19, 2022