axe wound

a large meaty vagina

looks like its been hit by a broad axe

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axe rapist

1. One who rapes, primarily with an axe.
2. Sludge hammers also an axe rapist tool.
3. Usually found in the woods of Northern Minnesota.

I wanted to be an axe rapist for halloween, but I couldn't afford the cape.

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ice axe

An axe used by mountain climbers for cutting footholds in the ice.

Can be referred to as a weapon.

1.
Mountain climber: "Hey man I like your new ice axe. Much better than my old rusted one."

2.
Idiotic maniac with an ice axe: "Hey look there's someone to kill. I have a weapon. Maybe I will kill that person because I have a weapon."

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Bad Axe

A city in lower Michigan.

She was born in Bad Axe.

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Axe Wound

Vagina, some damn kids told me!

Man, I wouldn't mind gettin in her axe wound.

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Axe Dragger

Extra-butch lesbatron.

Damn, look at that axe draggers buzz cut and flannel.

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axe to grind

To have an ulterior motive, especially hidden behind a friendly demeanor. From a story attributed to Ben Franklin and later Charles Miner, in which a friendly stranger asks a youth for the use of a grindstone to sharpen his axe, but tricks the youth into doing all of the work.

"When I see a merchant over-polite to his customers ... thinks I, that man has an axe to grind."

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