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A shorty that is down for anything in the back seat of your vehicle 💦
One man's 6 month talking stage is another man's 1st link Backseat All Star. The game is wicked
Backseat Gelato is when you're tapping someone from behind, and you glaze them with a nice soft-serve dollop between their cheeks as you finish. Ideally preceded by "I hope you're hungry... ".
"Heard you were up camping by the lake with your girl this weekend. Did she finally let you tap that?"
"Hell yeah, we were at it half the night edgin' and when I finally blew I gave her a helping of backseat gelato!"
In essence, calling someone a "backseat wanker" suggests that they are not actively participating or contributing, instead, they are being unhelpful or critical from a position of relative ease or distance, akin to someone sitting idly in the backseat of a car while others do the work of driving. It's a derogatory term used to criticize someone's behaviour or attitude.
Let's say a group of friends is working on a project together, and they're all brainstorming ideas and putting in effort to get the work done. One person, let's call him John, sits back and offers no suggestions, doesn't contribute any work, and just criticizes the ideas and efforts of others without offering any constructive input. John is essentially being a "backseat wanker" in this scenario, as he's not actively participating in the group's efforts but is quick to criticize from the sidelines without offering any meaningful contribution himself.
Someone who is a passive investor, who can keep their mouth shut
Here you go again can’t keep your mouth shut your backseat investor
A bunch of idiots singing songs terribly as if they were drunk
Today on Backseat and Booze we will sing Sweet home Alabama
Telling someone what or how they should text.
John- Dude you should text her "Fuck You!"
Bob- Quit backseat texting.
The backseat is usually for little kids, immature teens and drunk adults. The backseat is for party's, arguments and socializing and sometimes sex. All around the backseat can be a great place especially on school buses.
Guy 1: let's get to the backseat
Guy 2: yeah I need to show something
Girl: want to see my boobs
Guy 1&2: BACKSEAT RULES!!