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When you bail on someone to make a statement that they don't run your lives. For example: the person you're talking to asks you to hang out and assumes you will drop everything to hang out with them. You bail to make a statement that they don't run your life.
I wanted to hang out with them, but I always go where he is. I think I'm going to statement bail.
Off bail - (verb/ad-verb)- the action of one acting first, with haste or prior to gathering any information.
Yo, if I see Jr tonight im jumpin’ in his pockets off bail for that bread he owe me.
When someone named Billy makes plans and bails last minute with an extravagant excuse.
Behold the truth, Billy Bail strikes again cancelling plans.
Big Bail originated as a sperm cell from Hercules, the sperm cells hibernated since the beginning of time. Big Bail is responsible for the universe, the life forms that follow, and the destruction. He makes us mortals look like mere ants compared to his intrusive size. Aeons ago Big Bail destroyed a super large black hole by blocking it up with his smallest toe, the big toe. Big Bail writes in his Big Bail journal godly pieces of literature that us mere mortals cannot comprehend due to its beauty. This is just a sample of Big Bails complex and incomprehensible daily Big Bail life.
“Yo, did you see that guy, he’s so big”. “Yeah bro, that’s Big Bail”!
Just like a Johnny-come-lately, except she doesn't show up at all. She's very keen to make it and sounds very excited about the happening, and then something unexpectedly goes wrong... and, inevitably, she bails.
Stella: "I'm gonna be there for 6:30! Really excited about dinner!"
Her friends: "See you then!"
1 hour later:
Stella: "Actually, as I left work I cycled over a bed of nails and got a flat tire and had to carry my bike home in the rain so I don't think I'm gonna make it for dinner any longer guys. See you next time"
Her friends: "Stella-bail!"
Otherwise known as a smoke bomb. To stealthily bail-out of a place or situation, often a night out drinking.
I haven't seen Dave for a while. I'm starting to suspect a stealth bail.
BMF- the one call option. The person you can call no matter what the time or what the reason or where you are who will come without question and get you outta there, or at least provide lawyers, guns and money.
Thank goodness my BMF Bail money friend was sober, or else I never would have gotten out of that speed-trap town.