The act of shaving your pubes then jumping at a womans face in an attempt to land your penis in her mouth.
Dude#1: Hey, last night I bald eagled my girlfriend.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!
Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.
103π 99π
The epitome of female hotness. A woman with a bald head (natural or shaved smooth) is totally sexy.
Joe: Damn, that bald chick in the salon is hot!
Mike: Amen, I'd like to give her a white scalp massage.
30π 25π
A term derived from the Goodyear Eagle brand of that refers to bald and unsafe tires on a vehicle that can potentially cause hydroplaning, terminal understeer and blowouts.
Tax refund time, better get those bald eagles replaced on my car.
Hell yea she had a blowout!!! Ridin on bald eagles because she spent all her money on that damn iPhone.
10π 6π
To be thrashed in a state of goonerisation. Or, to be unbelievably cool but unbelievably stupid at the same time
"That guy is so bald because he shit himself, because he was so thrashed off goon"
2π 26π
Very bald and is a solid bloke so donβt mess with
Whatβs for dinner BALD MARTIN
BEANZ AND BURGERS
6π 2π
"I think Im getting back with my ex-boyfriend."
"Why?"
"He grew an inch since last time we had sex!"
"No girl, that things a bald willy, he just mowed his lawn."
5π 2π
A person who is annoying
And does WAY TO MUCH
And you just wanna smack
Stop touching stuff with yo bald headed self
6π 4π