Bald Eagle

The act of shaving your pubes then jumping at a womans face in an attempt to land your penis in her mouth.

Dude#1: Hey, last night I bald eagled my girlfriend.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!

Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.

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bald chick

The epitome of female hotness. A woman with a bald head (natural or shaved smooth) is totally sexy.

Joe: Damn, that bald chick in the salon is hot!

Mike: Amen, I'd like to give her a white scalp massage.

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Bald Eagles

A term derived from the Goodyear Eagle brand of that refers to bald and unsafe tires on a vehicle that can potentially cause hydroplaning, terminal understeer and blowouts.

Tax refund time, better get those bald eagles replaced on my car.

Hell yea she had a blowout!!! Ridin on bald eagles because she spent all her money on that damn iPhone.

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Bald

To be thrashed in a state of goonerisation. Or, to be unbelievably cool but unbelievably stupid at the same time

"That guy is so bald because he shit himself, because he was so thrashed off goon"

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BALD MARTIN

Very bald and is a solid bloke so don’t mess with

What’s for dinner BALD MARTIN

BEANZ AND BURGERS

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bald willy

Shaved shaft to add inches

"I think Im getting back with my ex-boyfriend."
"Why?"
"He grew an inch since last time we had sex!"
"No girl, that things a bald willy, he just mowed his lawn."

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Bald headed

A person who is annoying

And does WAY TO MUCH
And you just wanna smack

Stop touching stuff with yo bald headed self

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