Trouser Bark

1. Flatulence
2. The presence of excessive gas in the digestive tract

After eating a bean burrito supreme Tito let out a trouser bark

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Barking Turtle

noun: A loud popping fart that is accompanied by a "turtle" or turd poking its head out each time air escapes.

I hurried to the bathroom to release my barking turtle back into the pond.

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Bray bark

A really annoying type of bark that some dogs have where they have a sound simular to the 'hee' part of a donkey's bray as part of their bark.

That barking was maddening enough! The bray barking is driving me crazy!

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Retro barking

Barking out orders after the fact.

You can bark all you want...I'm retro barking...I received no such benefits on my bday last week so u gonna 'go shawty' for me....okay?

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Bark park

Verb used for going to the dog park.

Should we bark park after class today?

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barking spider

Fart ... also known as "barking wall spider"

Dude, what was that noise?
Dunno ... could have been a barking wall spider

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barking pumpkin

a loud expulsion of gas, loud vocal flatulence

Peg was mortified when a barking pumpkin leapt from her shorts after Mike bought her a chili dog.

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