senior sexy

when a older person is looking nice.

hey grandma, you looking all senior sexy today.

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senior speeches

1.n. The once-monthly assembly where departing seniors pass on their "wisdom" to younger students, i.e., spew bullshit for 30 free lunch sign-outs. Occasionaly, someone decides to be funny or rebelious, but usually ends up looking stupid. See also the extremely rare, "HomoSeniorous Speechus," given only when the school is in the theroes of homophobia.

"Shit, it's senior speeches today, and I left my pillow at home."
or
"Damn, you see that senior speech today? Yeah, that kid Ravi wont shut his damn mouth."

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senior sunrise

high school seniors stay up late or wake up early to get their drink on for the first day of school; they arrive at school either buzzed or drunk off their asses

"are you going to get your drink on at senior sunrise?"

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senior chief

A member of the U.S. Navy that can pretty much do whatever they what and get away with it due to their appointment by congress.

Senior chief totally got a blow job in the office last week from a junior sailor. Cant do shit though cause he's a senior chief.

Sailor: Senior, why are you still trying to stay in the Navy after 20 years?

Senior Chief: Cause I love fucking younger girls and I'm to much of a jabroni to hack it in the real world.

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super senior

Someone 19 or 20 That is still in year school

He was stuck as a super senior

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Senior Salute

St Paul's School definition of rape.

A-hole 1: Hey did you do the "Senior Salute" yet?

A-hole2: Not yet. Gotta find me a good babe for that.

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senior citizen

A euphemism for "old person"

Senior citizens get discounts whenever they go to the movies.

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