Under Capitalized

When the younger generation types emails in all lower case, disregarding the proper rules of grammar and style. Since they're so used to no-rules texting they can't use proper punctuation in emails.

Their emails are Under Capitalized!

to mark:

that was my concern. nothing worse than trying to get cindy and larry to agree. thanks

david

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David,

Your email was Under Capitalized!

-Mark

Under The Sack

Adj. To be burdened or feel put upon, to feel depressed or physically sick.

“I was feeling under the sack after I scuffed my Prada shoes.”
“Zack was really under the sack after he wrecked his ten-speed in the Park City race.”
“Ron said the new menu was totally under the sack, they didn’t even have bacon or rum ham.”
“After visiting the honeypot on the corner in Baltimore, the Dr. had to give Chris antibiotics because he was pretty much under the sack.”

under the needle

Getting a tattoo

"Dude I'm getting more ink today"
"Ahh, going back under the needle"

Under The Desk

When you suck up to a supervisor or need to do something to get the supervisors attention at work.

I need friday off, so whatcha say I meet ya under the desk in about 15 minutes.

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Under The Bed

Under The Bed is when a straight person claims to be gay/part of the LGBTQ+ community

For example:

You: yeah im (insert some form of gay)
Some guy: oh yeah well gay. Im not interested in girls at all
Same guy a few days later:(suddenly has a girlfriend)
You: you're so Under The Bed

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under carriage

The area under the sachel of a male reproductive organs.

damn did you see that hairy under carriage?

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under the radar

Another way of saying underground. the opposite of mainstream. Usually referring to an artist or song that is undiscovered.

Boy: This song is good. Who is it by?

Girl: It's by Bobby Bob, he's under the radar though.

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