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A young girl who seeks male pleasure from old men, she will nail/hook up with anything that has a penis. She is really bad at talking dirty and every sexually thing that she says includes her "Soaking Wet Juicy" which is not fully developed yet.
Dude the bear texted me saying that she wants me to "Stick my throbbing cock inside her Soaking Wet Juicy Pussy"
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A nickname for a girl named Clare.
Usually she is called this name by a guy who secretly is in love with her but will never admit it.
Guy: Hey, Clare Bear !
Other guy: Dude you so love her!
Guy: What? No... I was just warning Clare that a bear's behind her...
Other guy: What bear?!
Guy: Oh...it's gone.
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About the worst thing you can possibly imagine. Being fucked by bears never ends consensually, no matter how it starts.
Phrase popularized by the character Bubbles on the hit Canadian mockumentary "Trailerpark Boys"
Bubbles: I mean they could be lost, or there's a distinct possibility that they've been fucked by bears.
Julian: I'm starting to think that something went terribly wrong.
Bubbles: That's what I'm saying, maybe they got fucked by bears.
Julian: No, something worse.
Bubbles: What's worse than getting fucked by bears?
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The act of pushing through a difficult task with a forced burst of frenzied energy. An old southern U.S. hillbilly term that spread into certain urban areas with the influx of dying farm communities.
"I don't know what's going on. They got themselves bear-clawed"
"I felt like going home early, so I just bear-clawed the last job."
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A native to the australian outback, the drop bear is a mysterious, yet chillingly savage member of the marsupial family. If you are unlucky enough to pitch a tent under a tree inhabited by a drop bear, and rouse it from it's slumber, be prepared for pain country! It will drop from the tree, latching onto your face (a la the facehugger from the alien)and proceeds to rid you of any good looks you may (or may not) have once had.
Only known deterrant is a generous smearing of vegemite behind the ears. It saved me once and I'd do it again in a heartbeat!
"Quick Bazza, grab the '303 mate! Wazza and Macca got drop bears on 'em and are runnin round like headless chooks!!"
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A Boo Bear is what you call the sweetest boyfriend in the world. Someone who is incredibly cuddly and cute, and does anything to make you smile.
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