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The act of having a photograph taken whilst aparently levitating above a bed.
John's profile pic has him doing some awesome Bed Diving.
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where one bed is shared by two people who work "shift work", they sleep at alternate times, as one wakes up, the other goes to sleep, hence having a "hot bed"
Sid drew the short straw and got the hot bed!
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slang name for a females vagina
Hey man you dug around in that girls wormbed yet?
The masturbatory act of propping oneself against a bedpost, couch, or bedside and rubbing the clothed penis against it repeatedly, in order to illicit an initial pleasure and an eventual intense, (or otherwise) ejaculation into the seams of the underpants. This, being usually an early form of conventional masturbation, does not at first neccesarily illicit ejeculation. Rather intense feelings of pleasure. Once sexual maturity is reached, and in the rare case the masturbator has not moved on to conventional masturbation, the ejaculation becomes a natural part of the bed-posting process. Most bed-posters move on to conventional masturbation before age 13, but in rare cases, continue well into their teens.
That girl was so hot, I had to go home and start bed-posting to her image.
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a combination of a banana and a avocado
omg i want some bed-table for breakfast
A combination of banana and avocado
I'm gonna go eat some bed table
The Act of spreading one's arms and legs in bed, taking up as much room as possible.
As soon as she gets up for work I starfish the bed.