The act of shoving a subway sandwich into the intestines of a partner's anus. Then giving them a unhealthy dose of laxatives and having the partner shit the sandwich either onto bread and eat it, or straight into the mouth of the other partner.
I think we should do the Belgian Subway, my anus is gaping
When one only uses a spray deodorant, instead of taking a shower first.
- Dude, I'm so sweated after this training, but I don't have a towel.
- If you've got a deo spray, Belgian shower will do.
You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!
"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"
"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."
A sexual encounter where 12 German men rail your wife, while you masturbate from the closet, covered in chocolate (cause Germans).
Grüben: Yah, so what do this weekend, Yan?
Yan: Oh you know, we just stayed in and ordered the Belgian Commuter Train. My wife really rode them to pleasure town, one by one!
A popular dance move. Usually seen during electro/house/breaks nights, but can readily be busted out for any genre of music. Started by an unknown belgian with a boombox, this dance move has continued to grow in popularity, and can often be seen where ever boys from Aberdeen are going size large.
check out that belgian ned.... what a lad!
When you fill a girl with semen and syrup and continue to bang her.
I gave Sara a belgian boomerang last weekend.
A phrase used as an alternative to a couple’s relationship. Intended to be said by one as a way of annoying the other.
Jenna: “Do you know what tomorrow is?”
Elias: “Of course how could I forget National Belgian Chocolate Day!”
Jenna: “I can’t believe you.”