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mind-bending orgasm
A mind-bending orgasm is like being under the influence.
A guy feels like a superhero when he can turn on a gal so her b-spot swerves, her mind bends and she goes into orgasmic orbit.
A ‘mind-bender’ for short makes a gal pretty much incoherent and all she can usually do is moan 'OOOOoooooh' afterwards.
An hour after sex, gal regains consciousness: “WOW! That was a mind-bending orgasm. I feel total emotional bliss. Can we do it again?”
Guy to himself: “Boy, I’m good. Seems I’ve rearranged time and space with another mind-bending orgasm.”
Woman to friend: “Greeks may have orgasmo but I prefer a mind-bending orgasm.”
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Someone who is so whipped by their employer, that they bend to their every will. They go above and beyond despite it being of no personal gain, making their co workers look bad in the process .
or
A little bitch
Me: Lets chill before we go home
Co worker: Nah ol bend over billy has just brought down more work!
Me: What! we go home home in 10 minutes....
Co worker: I know right, what a bend over billy... cunt.
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"Your middle name is Bending?"
"Of course it is. My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez."
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Cherisa went to the bar one night to pick up any random dick.. She is a elbow bending bitch
"I'm going to go bend my elbow while you bend your ears."
To bend over backwards would assume some or all of another's problems as one's own. To bend over backwards for someone would portray the idea of going the extra mile and carrying another's burden in addition to one's own.
It would essentially mean twisting, bending, and utilizing a portion of one's interrupted routine (or literally, their body) into a position requiring effort, inconvenience or discomfort.
To exceed expectations by an identifiable action in addition to or at the exclusion of someone's personal responsibilities. The phrase might also be used as insinuation for sexual acts, or when used under the pretense of sarcasm... or both.
Possibly a state of mind. The phrase might be used when referring to someone who finds a portion of their identity in acts of service, hospitality, or ministry.
When used in a congratulatory manner, it could refer to someone who bends over backwards by contributing far more than had been expected or anticipated. It might be used in recognition of expended effort or resources to solve a problem.
Could be used as a prediction of anticipated effort. Someone enrolling in college or beginning a new career might be warned with the phrase that they will need more than "talent" to reach their intended destination.
First submission. Wide open to correction or improvement. Thank you.
Bend Over Backwards in use: "My father bent over backwards to help us move." "My wife bends over backwards to make things happen." "I bend over backwards for people and they don't appreciate me." Those folks are always bending over backwards for their neighbors." "The crew bent over backwards to make that show happen." "If you want to make it here you're going to have to bend over backwards just to keep up."
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Bender Is Our Robot Lord.
BENDER IS MADE OF:
An Iron-Osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity
20%Zinc
40%Titanium
40% Dolomite
BENDER SAYS:
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
BENDER SAYS:
"I came here with a simple dream. A dream, of killing all humans. And is this how it must end? I ask you, who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I.
BENDER SAYS:
"BITE MY SHINY, METAL ASS!!!
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Amen.
FRY: Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy new-years costume...?
BENDER: Bite my shiny metal ass!
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