TITE NI BERT

BIG PENIS AND SMALL BALLS

TITE NI BERT MALIIT

Ska-Bert

The act of stealing someone's handshake

Person 1: Hey nice to meet you *Attempts to give the person a handshake*
Person 2: Nice to meet you too *Goes to give him a handshake*
Person 3: SKA-BERT *Gives person 1 the handshake instead*

Bert

HE A RACIST, all he says is jabba and has a small cock

"LABBA JABBA RABBA, MESSI NIGGAS, WHO, WHO ASKED" - Bert

Bert

A bert is a specific person that has a large head and has a small body.

“Ugh omg... she is built like a bert!”

Bert

A true bellend aka a smithy. #thinksheisgodsgift #cockwamble

Yo mert there's Bert what a cunt.

Bert

Verb. Drinking heavily to the point of passing out!

I'm going out and get Bert

Bert

Usually dirty minded laughs hard at everything and usually has a friend named Logan

Bert