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A vagina (or anus if referring to a bottom gay guy) that is not in regular use. Coined by Taylor Swift.
Guy 1: "Did you 'write your name' in Taylor Swift's blank space last night?"
Guy 2: "Does that mean indabutt?"
Guy 1: "No, other hole."
Guy 2: "Then yes. And if you did mean the butt, then the answer would also be yes."
Guy 1: "You sure did 'tail her swift'!"
Guy 2: "Taylor Swift? Barely even know her!"
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Sending a blank text message by mistake, or due to a phone malfunction of some kind.
Man 1: "Damn it, I keep shooting blanks! I can't wait for my plan to expire, so that I can get a new phone with a WORKING keyboard."
Man 2: "Man, I wish I had that problem with my girlfriend, but I wouldn't re-up until I'm at least 30."
Man 1: "I take it that you started praying for false positives?"
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A man whose created many work out videos including: Taebo, Boot Camp, and The Billy Blanks Workout Guide for Men Who Have an Extremely Small Penises. He thinks he's really cool cause he used to have a block cut. He is challenged often by fitness celebrity John Basedow who combats Billy by rubbing his abs. In all Billy Blanks is a big faggot and his love for fitness is only exceeded by his love for another man's cock in his ass.
"I'm really gay" - Billy Blanks
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An awesome Australian game show, hosted by Graham Kennedy in 1977. Where contestants try to match missing words with the celebrity panel.
Me: Let's watch Blankety Blanks!
You: Yeah!!
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After you take a shit, nothings on the toilet paper when you wipe.
Dont go in there, I just wrote a blank check that is rank.
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Blank Humor is when someone makes someone else feel stupid for not getting a joke, but in reality the there is no joke and the joke is that the person who is being fooled cannot see that there is no joke.
Steven: “Josh I don’t get it what’s the joke?“
Josh: “bro I’m messing with you there is no joke, it’s just blank humor”
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Point blank mean you shoot your gun without looking
dumb fuck how the hell do you not know hat it means
you got a lot of COD challenges to do
i point blanked him with my gun
He shot me point blank
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