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When you fart but accidently have diarrhea in bed under the covers creating Blanket Gravy
My girlfriend accident had a blanket gravy moment in bed!
A woman that makes your bed and gives you a blow job.
She's a real blanket tosser. She'll make your bed and give you a blow job.
When your friends use your most favorite blanket of all time, to make out under and do other stuff we are still not sure about.
“What the hell! Grace and Garrett are making out under the Kelly’s Blanket”
A person who stays under a blanket all day in his underwear, hiding from life, playing pocket pool in his pants.
Evan decided to be a blanket gropler after is girlfriend broke up with him.
Ginormous Lavias
Extra Extra large Pussy Lips
On her way out of the bathroom, Katie tripped on her California King Size Beef Blankets.
He doesn't have a comforter, he wraps up in Katie's Beef Blankets when he gets cold.
When you go on a all out porn binge and have no tissues so your blankets takes the shape of a prison shank.
The other day i walked in on my son masturbating and he was quickly on guard with his blanket blade, good thing i had one also otherwise I'd be a goner.
when you sleep with someone and they keep stealing your half of the blanket
"stop being a blanket hoe, steve im cold!"