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1. A person who drive/rides through big puddles
2. A person who makes females orgasm
My dad is a puddle blaster!
After gently violating the vaginal orifice, the woman clitoris is violently ravished through means of digital or oral stimulation, causing a plethera of ejaculate.
Im currently doing laundry because of the mess that chick made after I gave her the clit blaster.
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The act of dropping a giant dump from a tree over 20ft. In the air onto a group of people playing monopoly.
Man Sambone I noticed a group of people playing monopoly in the park, so I climbed the tallest tree near them and gave them the ol' glabby blaster!!
When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl while simultaneously fondling, you might say massaging, your testicles and scrotum.
So she was doing me cowgirl and I freaked out when she did a 180 and grabbed my sack! Then she said, "Relax! Haven't you ever had a rodeo blaster."
The first time I got a rodeo blaster, it changed my life.
when you spray shit on your partners chest
give me a boston blaster
The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.
"Come at me bitch, I'll use my Shlong Blaster on you!"