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A gym-addicted mf who only hits arms and back and has such a big upper bod and no legs that they literally look like a dorito.
Damn, that mother fucker has a dorito bod!
The body of a man named Patrick. Not quite fat, but also not quite cut. The perfect in between.
Person 1: Damn you see that baseball boy pitching w/ the fatass?
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod
At a dance and you see someone dancing like a maniac you go up to them and say yo your bod craz right now
A bod that is ready for Coachella. Particularly in shape and/or very tan.
I'd love some ice cream, but I'm working on my Coachella bod.
A body type resting in between a dad bod and a body type you would actually feel comfortable with whilst being shirtless in public. Looks at least passable in a t-shirt, hence the name.
Guy 1: Hey man, you been eating better? You look like you dropped some weight.
Guy 2: Yeah. Upgraded from dad bod to t-shirt bod!
It’s like dad bod but with more knee pain
Dude, ever since getting out of the military, I hate running because of my Army bod. Everything just hurts.