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A stealth bomber is a rarely practiced sexual act in which one partner deficates into a camoflauge condom and ties it on the open end, thereby creating a semi rigid striking tool. The partners (or group, if so desired) then take turns striking each other in the face with the excrement-stuffed condom until it bursts.
"Bro, Cindy and I did the stealth bomber last night. I've got like 18 purple mushrooms on my face. At least my hair doesn't smell like shit though."
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to be framed & hunted down for being at the wrong place wrong time.
many others on the scene with identical backpacks to create confusion
dont believe me? do some research..
FBI: "ONLY THESE PICTURES OF BOSTON BOMBER WILL BE DEEMED CREDIBLE"
BIG SIS: "DRUDGE REPORT IS NOT CREDIBLE"
INFOWARS: "WHY ARE YOU DENYING BOMB DRILLS? WE HAVE PHOTOGRAPHS"
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Damn, when those two carpet bombers play with a strap on, you can feel the ground quaking.
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Someone named Jono Nelson who likes to stick cherry bombs up his own ass.
Ass Bomber is coming over.
Yuck, tell him to keep his ass to himself. I don't need any Cherry Bombs in here.
Ok, Phillis.
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One who has sexual relations with a married woman. ie FUCKS.
while still being friends with that said husband.
-"I totally fucked a married woman last night"
-Man your a Turkey Bomber
"OHHHHHHHHHH Turkey bomb that hoe"
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Losers dictated by hamas that terrorize innocent Israeli citizens, often deliberately blowing their own fool selves up in the process due to the mistaken belief that they'll be greeted in the afterlife by 72 virgins instead of one disappointed and really angry Jew, the son of the One that determines their eternity.
His sorrowful Muslim mother wasn't permitted to teach to him or sing to him the Father Abraham song, and unfortunately fagscist terrorists were therefore more easily able to convince him to become a hamasidal bomber.
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