Broke Boyfriend

A boyfriend that is so cheap that he refuses to spend his money and spend yours instead.

waiter- Heres your check
Broke boyfriend- $29.95!
girl- Im not payin
broke boyfriend- c'mon i dont got no money, ill put $5 in aiiight.
girl-damn nigga, why u so cheap.

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Broke Bitch

Nothing to do with money. A broke bitch is a a motherfucker who is on some fuck shit and ain’t bout shit, doin shotty ass cheap shit.

Rachel - “Can I have lasts nights homework again?”
Jermaine - “it’s everyday bro, get outta here you a broke bitch”

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broke ass

1. When something is broken beyond belief

2. The state of being broke

My dog keeps playing with that broke ass tennis ball.

You broke ass motherfucka.

Look as his broke ass cruisin around town in his broke ass Ford.

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Broke Boy

Someone who isn't getting legitimate sums of money

Broke boy You hate on any Nigga makin some real money.

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Water broke

When nasty stuff comes out of the cootchie. A precursor to the birth of an 18 year burden.

I was working when my water broke, all this nasty, slimy stuff came out of my cootchie.

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Piston Broke

To be "Piston Broke" is to be both pissed and broke. Most commonly heard amongst mechanics/bikers after being asked how they are.

Biker 1: "How are ya buddy?"
Biker 2: "Piston broke"

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Broke Richard

A person who is worthless, they never try to do anything right, they always leave things for everyone else, often respond with "its not my job" or "why do I have to do that?". You try to get rid of them, but for some reason you can't. If a person at work is hated by all, never does his job correctly no matter how many times he/she is showed, and does not put any effort into doing anything then he may suffer from being a Broke Richard.

That boy is worthless, he's aint nothin' but a Broke Richard.

McDonalds is slap full of Broke Richards who don't care about their job.

Quinn, quit being a Broken Richard and get to work.

Quinn was a Broken Richard, and he always will be.

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