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Located in the Southern tier of new York... Which is a weird area, itself... Its not upstate NY, and its not downstate NY, it is supposedly a tier in NY... It used to have a mental institution, mad people escaped... They started having kids, families... And now mad crazy people run the whole town, and the weirdest shit happens out in the area...
"I get my drugs in Binghamton NY..and i got in trouble and now i am forced to go to ACBC, (addiction center Broome county)"
"Prostitutes charge me 80$ an hour in Binghamton NY, a city in broome county i like to visit once in a while"
" My friends robbed me in Endicott and i think because they were homeless, all the sudden they made home in my basement or jus started staying in my house, eating all my food, taking my clothes and anything sentimental to me, And not paying any Rent or helping me with any bills....when I was living in broome county"
"i was staying in a apartment with my ex boyfriend, and it was roach infested, after a while we would get super high and start naming the cockroaches.. he would be like "oh fuck, i had to kill carrrrl" or scream like a girl and be like "ahhh! Caaaaarl, stop that, now i gotta kill you".. this was in Johnson city NY, city between endicott and Binghamton NY, in Broome County NY"
That powder, snow, blow, coke.
Sherry needed two for five on that Alaskan broom dust
What the actuall fuck. Why on gods fucking earth would you look up something as stupid as this. Your either retarded or sexist. But whatever who am i to fucking judge.
Lady holding broom? Why?
Not to be confused with the similar popular drinking game, High Brooms Wagon Wheel. This game requires 4 or more carpenters/Joiners. Firstly you must assemble at the top of the hill leading down to High Brooms Station. The winner of the previous round is the spokes and other participants are the rim. The wheel is constructed by the rims stripping off all their clothes, laying on their sides in a circular shape and grabbing the feet of the person ahead of them and holding on tighly to their ankles. The ankles are the tenons and the hands form the mortice to create a strong mortice and tenon joint. Next, the circle is stood up and aimed downhill and the remaining player, the spokes, stands in the middle of this rim as if performing a cartwheel. This player must hold on to the genitals of the other players with their hands and feet and mouth if necessary. With the joinery now complete, play can commence. The circle is rocked to start the cartwheel rolling down the hill and the shaking motion as it travels should cause all players forming the rim to be tossed off as the wheel heads southwards towards the station. Play is stopped when the last player has shot his load onto the spokes in the centre. The winner is the Last person to ejaculate and gets to play as spokes next round and free drinks all night at "The Brickworks" pub, paid for by the losers.
Ali: Who's up for a good old fashioned game of High Brooms Cartwheel?
Matteus: Oh yes Please! I love it! Is that the same as High Brooms Wagon Wheel?
Ali: Its similar. Grab Bob and Stu and ill show you how to play!
to pole dance on or with a broom
Did you see Brody broom dancing at the talent show?
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The idea of management treating it's employees badly, and then treating them slightly less bad to induce a false sense of caring. Similar to Stockholm syndrome. If you were struck with a broom handle every day simply because you existed, the day your captor switched to the soft side of the broom would leave you feeling much better despite the fact that you were still struck for no reason.
SSgt- Hey airman...I know we're pulling twelves this week, but I'm gonna cut you out half an hour early today as a thanks for all the hard work
A1C- Golly gee, that's so nice of the SSgt
Sra- More like "the soft side of the broom" but I'll take whatever time off I can get...
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