A thin, viscous substance similar to dirty water that seeps from one's bleeding asshole. Bung water is water contaminated from gastric fluid built up over years of unhealthy digestion. A person who suffers from bung water seepage is completely worthless, but can save themselves if they fashion themselves a bum cover from silk.
Philip: "Hey dude my bung is super leaky and wet lately."
Sam "That is called bung water, you're fucked."
Philip "Ah dude can i borrow your bum cover?"
Sam " FO SHO!"
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The accidental one two punch of picking your ass and then your nose. Usually happens on a long couch surf where you ass pick and then an hour later try for some nose gold. The scent of musty chili ring gets ingrained in your nose and the decision to sniff and stay or wash and pray must be made.
Dude, i accidentally bung fingered last night . I had to flush by booger maker with vicks to kill the funk.
Ozzy bogan who is more retched than the mildew on your grandmothers ceiling
Typically drives a clapped out 20 year old Fourbie
That cunt Will is hella bung-eyed.
Stop getting attracted to preschoolers your acting like bung-eyed will
bung hoof - a broken foot australian slang coming from bung meaning broken and hoof referring to the foot
"oi bung hoof how'd you break your foot"
"i was attacked by 6 black crack heads'
Constipated. Unable to have a bowel movement.
Kid "Mom my stomach hurts,"
Mom "did you try to go to the bathroom?"
Kid "I can't go, I'm Al bung up"
A tool used to pound the wood barrel plug closure, commonly known as a 'Bung,' into place.
The barrel was filled then the bung hammer was used to beat the plug into the bunghole.
a surgery to get your butthole sewed up to make it tighter
"i cant come into work on Tuesday, im going in for a bung-zipper"