bus test

A thought experiment which explores the impact of losing a person: If a particularly empowered individual in an organization is hit by a bus, will the organization suffer greatly? If yes, fail. If no, pass.

Greg got stuck in a blizzard, right before the company's server failure. It was three days before anyone else could even start to fix the email... guess they fail the bus test.

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Bus Pervert

The sort of person whose personality and/or previous actions suggests that they would be likely to masturbate on a bus (or possibly other form of public transport). These people are likely to be sexers

Person #1, "Did you hear that Alex wanked when there were nine other guys asleep in the room?"
Person #2, "Yeah I know, he's a real Bus Pervert."

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Bu-Zu

A delicious beverage consisting of Malibu Rum, Orange-Pineapple-Banana Juice, and Sprite.

Me and the girls stayed in tonight and watched old re-runs of PB&J Otter while drinking copious amounts of Bu-Zu. It was a blast!

Bus 6

The loud house except on a school bus

I hate going to school on bus 6

hit by the bus

Phrase used when evaluating how much risk exists in a (software) project, more specifically, if project success is too dependent upon any one principal team member. Closely related to "bus factor".

What if Eugene is hit by the bus, who will approve Git pull requests?

Meat Bus

Progressive rock band from Chicago. They rose to fame in the late 80's and were heavily influenced by The Outfield, Bryan Adams, and Loverboy. Their heavy drug use and wild orgies ultimately lead to their demise. They reunited in 1999 with more of a Smashmouth sound. Often considered rebels or "bad boys." Their fan base is mostly teenage girls. Some of their hits include: "Meat Bus," "Kamikaze Dad," "John Wayne Gasey Rock and Roll," and "Summer Sausage Sex"

Eric: "Did you see Meat Bus last night?"
John: "Are you kidding, they rocked the house and impregnated my wife!"

Short bus

A horizontally challenged bus that people have become accustomed to watching pick up developmentally challenged children and adults. Cleverly worked into an insult when someone does something stupid.

"What the hell are you doing pissing on my rug? I didn't see a short bus outside"

"The short bus picks up my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."

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