A word used to describe the worst breasts ever. Cabbage tits are usually very large, droopy, veiny tits and can be found on most obese women.
I took a girl home last night , everything was going smoothly until i undid her bra and found out she had cabbage tits.
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The condition in which atrong anal juices and pungeont gas cause the crack of the ass to become chafed and painfully sensitive, epecially while wiping.
Due to his cabbage ass, Ron always became teary-eyed when wiping his chapped butthole and crack. The odor, however, brought tears to everyone else's eyes.
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a vagina that has seen better days,
pussy that does not get washed.
Man, what are you doing puttin your face Down in that Stank cabbage??
Is that you christine?? man wash your stank cabbage for fucks sake!!
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Experiencing and expelling repetitive, explosive, rancid flatulence.
Broohhhh!!! WTF is that smell? It's ripe. My eyes are watering.
Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.
Rank ass dude.
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Slang term for Mary Jane aka marijuana.
Dude those snowboarders on the lift in front of us are smoking the โmagic cabbageโ.
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Watered down semen, usually occurring as a direct result of over-fapping.
"So I tugged myself stupid to Vicky Vette clips last night. After a couple of dozen skeets, I wasn't shooting anything other than cabbage water."