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When marching band students have to attend a program (either at their school or somewhere else, like a summer camp or college) for a period of time averaging about a week (depends on the school). Here they practice their instruments, learn/memorize songs for the upcoming season, and learn drills and how to march. For some people, it's the best time of their lives, for others it's a living hell. It all depends on the particular school and band.
-Despite common perception, not all band camps are merely staging grounds for sexual activity. Some schools enlist the help of band parents in chaperoning the trip to make sure that the students (particularly the freshmen) don't get away with anything illegal or sexual in nature. Furthermore, sources show that most flute players have never shoved their flute into any part of their bodies, despite the line about it in American Pie.
Typical band camp activities may include: Marching, standing in the hot sun for hours, getting eaten alive by bugs, marching, playing instruments, getting weird tan lines, marching, choking down partially edible food, coming up with strange inside jokes nobody outside of band will ever understand, getting soaked, getting lost in nearby woods at night, sleeping, pulling off pranks, and oh yeah, more marching.
2)An excuse to tell a long (or not so long), funny, and often stupid story.
3)Where all your friends in band are during the summer. (also a viable excuse for not seeing your friends if you're in band.)
1)A few weeks before school started, the Anytown High School marching band went to band camp.
2)"This one time at band camp... we got lost in the woods on our way to practice and then these moquitoes that were like THIS BIG attacked us so I fended them off with my clarinet and then Jimmy jumped out at us and I got so scared I hit him with my clarinet too..."
3)-"Dude, I haven't seen you since July... where were you?"
-"Yeah, I was at band camp."
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Left Really Quick
got out if a place very speedy like
On da 6
5-0 rolled up and we all broke camp
we was outtie
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Fucking a girl using peanut butter, making her twat so tight like that of a campers.
Joe: Hey man, What did you do to that girl last night?
Dan: I camp kenwalled the fuck outta her! good shit man.
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Semen built up in the testicles as a result of not masturbating or having sex for at least a week, usually when those options are not available, such as at camp or visiting relatives, hence the name "camp load"
"Shit, I came all over the ceiling,"
"Huh? How?"
"I blew my camp load."
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A one week camp where high school students learn about law and participate in a mock trial on the last day. There are many lectures, but the people are amazing. Also, love starts here, but it ends abruptly when the camp ends.
Billy: I met this awesome girl at law camp where I also learned about the difficulties of being an attorney.
Joe Jack: That's awesome! I think I want to practice law! You don't plan on ever talking to that girl again do you?
Billy: Of course not!
when some one goes beyond using a laptop at the local coffee shop and sets up a small office replete with printers, scanners and other peripherals to mooch power and wifi.
Should be a limit on coffeeshop camping. A dude has set up not only 2 laptops, but a full-sized laser printer, scanner and piano keyboard!! credit @feliciaday
the best camp ever! where you get to stand on the tables and sing at meals, and instead of hello everyone says AHOY THERE! where its still cool to dance all night to beach music in a thing called "the cage" with the hottest boys in the south! (seagull boys of course) sailing is a must do and you always smell of the neuse...but its the best place on the crystal coast!
Girl 1: i wonder if there is a heaven on earth
Seafarer Girl: umm..duh! camp seafarer of course
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