All you can eat crab

When a woman had crabs and someone goes down on her

Bruce was in the mood for all you can eat crab so he went down on Karen

can i ask you a petro

another way of saying “can i ask you a question”

friend 1: hey, can i ask you a petro?

friend 2: sure what’s up?
friend 3: what’s your favorite color?

It’s the taste you can see

A flavor you can see

It’s the taste you can see : Guy Fieri hair looks like heaven and taste like heaven

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you can kiss my grits

an appropriate way of saying "you can kiss my ass" to your uncle.

also, from Scary Movie 2

uncle hubert: eAt yER gReEn bEaNs
larry: YOU CAN KISS MY GRITS

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You can suck my dick

When someone rejected your definition.

You can suck my dick.

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You can copy-paste that again

While on any messenger, someone tells you something that you would normally reply "You can say that again"

>Did you see the Champions League final yesterday?
>Yes, Barca was way much more better than PAOK!
>Sure was! You can copy-paste that again!!!

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You can bang me later

Instead of saying "You can thank me later" after doing something nice for somebody, respond by saying, "You can bang me later." Hopefully you get BANGED!

"Hey, you dropped this pen."

"Oh."

"No worries."

"Really?"

"You can bang me later"

"Okay!"

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