Carole Middleton

Mom of Kate Middleton or now styled (Catherine) Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis,Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus.

Carole created the really successful Party Pieces with her ever wuss of a husband Mike Middleton. After Party Piece she and her husband were able to send their family into the fancy world of the upper crust which led to Kate meeting her prince and marrying him. People note that Carole was the mastermind behind Kate meeting the Prince.

Also mum to Pippa and James (questionable sexuality)

Is Your Mum being a stagemum.. Duh.she is just being a Carole Middleton

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Mary carol ray

Will claim she is not hungry but will steal all of your food. Always wants desert or sugar. Still denies that she is a vsco girl but she uses a hydro flask and scrunchies so you tell me. Names her car, loves monograms, LOVES coffee. She is pretty dope tho. The most beautiful woman ever, strong, courageous, kind, sweet, funny, sarcastic, independent, brilliant, and loving.

When I met Mary carol ray my life changed forever and I have never been happier, I am still dumbfounded as to how someone this incredible can exist

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Go To The Light Carol Anne!

A phrase most often used while sitting on the toilet during a Rectal Exorcism as a form of begging and pleading for the demon turd to leave your dark body and come to the light via your anus. A similar line also used in the famous movie, Poltergeist.

Frank had been on the toilet for over an hour as he was experiencing a Rectal Exorcism. His wife finaly came to check on him whereby heard groaning and moaning from behind the bathroom door followed by repeated screaming Go To The Light Carol Anne! Go To the Light Carol Anne! This was followed by several flushes and a notable sigh of relief.

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The Carol's Primus Project

aka the CPP



A secret project at which no further explanation can be divulged


yet

"gentlemen, CPP has reached phase 3"

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Fuck like Mike & Carol Brady

consecutive sex

when you invite some dick over on your day off and just fuck like mike & carol brady.

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Carole Baskin

THAT ONE HUSBAND KILLING BITCH

Carole baskin
Person 2: KILLED HER HUSBAND WHACKED HIM

Carole Baskin

Carole Baskin, killed her husband, whacked him, fed him to tigers they snackin, can’t convince me that it didn’t happen, CAROLE BASKIN.

Tom: Hey did you see the show Tiger King?
Jeff: Yeah, do you think Carole Baskin killed her husband?