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The act of two women rubbing their vaginas together; or scissoring.
"Mike: I heard Megan and Ashley hooked up at the party, did you hear anything?
Pat: Yeah, i heard Susan walked in on them Rubbing Carpets."
Jerking off in someone else’s room
Stop carpet jerking and get the fuck outta my room
What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.
Also what iron does instead of growing real grass
Iron loves carpeting the garden, he's so gay
“Jack’s been passing carpet frogs all morning after those beans...”
A nurse who works in administrative offices, makes rules for bedside nurses with no idea what it's really like.
"She's a carpet nurse, she'd never do hands on patient care".
when your dog violently rubs its tiddies on the carpet
Archie stop being such a carpet slut.
A derogatory term used for office workers that work in a production or warehouse environment. This includes engineers, sales people and any sort of middle management who spend most of the day on the computer. They are typically detached from the production/shipping process, lack knowledge of the time needed to complete projects and are notorious for making promises to customers that they don't have to keep.
The term comes from the floor they spend most of their time on, usually being a carpeted office as apposed to the cold, hard concrete of the warehouse floor.
Freight: "The new sales guy keeps asking me to ship things out today"
Manager: "We've specifically told him 3-5 days for shipping"
Freight: "Yeah he's a carpet walker, always making promises he doesn't have to keep"
Manager: "He's going to get fired"