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i really needed a poo last thursday but when i went to the toilet i just horse and carted.
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A slang term for a hipster, usually derogatory. Referrs to the hipster practice of wearing scarfs far too often, even when theres no need to.
"Look at the fucking scarf cart over there- with his too-small t-shirt and PBR"
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when checking out from an online store and you put in a random coupon code that works; therefore giving you an additional discount
marie wouldn't have been able to afford her dress if it wasn't for her cart surprise at checkout!
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A cheap, brightly colored and patterned baby stroller used by the leathery, methamphetamine-aged, toothless, wrinkled, flat-assed and huge-breasted female human in Oildale, a hideous neighborhood of bakersfield, ca.
Often full of beer cans, trash, unwanted children or other tweeker goods. Used in lieu of the shopping carts that her male counterpart uses.
theres a nappy baby and a 12 pack of Naty Ice in that stroller being pushed by a toothless, huge-breasted, beastly woman with oily blond hair! That must be her crap cart!
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A situational term. This can take place in either a home with multiple roommates or an office with several coworkers. The first roommate/coworker that goes into the bathroom in the morning to lay down the first dump of the day has "carte blanche". Meaning that he/she has a blank canvas to do his work on and therefor set the tone for the day's defacation.
Keller ate tacos last night, I'm glad I got into the office early this morning to get the carte blanche.
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1. The giant basket on wheels that your mother pushes around the food that she had better be cooking later that nght.
Chuck: My wife just went to the store, apparently she filled her shopping cart.
Mark: Damn man you are going to be eating a lot tonight.
Chuck: Damn right I am, I will maker her cook it all.
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often a move toddlers do
act of doing flip without getting off the ground
Mom: Freddy, do a cart wheel
Freddy: It's too hard!
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