Caught White Handed

Getting caught cranking it right when you cum.

"Dude I was so horny, so I started jerking. Right when I exploded, my dad came into my room and I was caught white handed."

7👍 4👎

Caught the swine flu

used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight person

So and So caught the swine flu last night

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Caught Me On the Slant

When an arrow fired from a bow hits someone at an almost perfect 90 degree angle. See: Hit Me On the Slant

That archer caught me on the slant! I swallowed an arrow!

3👍 1👎

Getting Caught in 4k

sleepy on twitter, always sayin some outta pocket shit

That mf getting caught in 4k

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Tit caught in the ringer

When you are screwed beyond all fixability.

Caught between Mr. T & Chuck Norris, then your tit caught in the ringer.

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Hand caught in the pasta

Used when you have fucked up by being distracted (eating pasta while busy)

Ah fuck I got my Hand caught in the pasta, sorry guys.

Caught white handed

when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand

Jimmy: *nutting furiously*
Dead Grandma: What the fook Jimmy that’s desgustang *slaps dick*
Jimmy: Damn grandma you caught me white handed

Caught white handed - when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand