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When a man suspends himself from a ceiling fan in such a fashion that he lays parallel to the ground, and his cock and testes dangle. A woman, or man, who is underneath the suspended then proceeds to bat at the cock and testes as a cat would a toy.
The guys on Grissam's CSI Squad were pretty unhappy about that last case they had off the Strip. His balls were scratched to hell and they had a hell of a time getting him down off that fan. Guess it was a Mississippi Ceiling Dangler gone postal.
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To overcome many obstacles to achieve a goal that was previously unattainable.
Boy 1: Did you ask that girl out on a date yet?
Boy 2: Yes, I just did.
Boy 1: Wow! You really broke the glass ceiling!
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The PG13 name for a strip club.
Nathan: Hey Bob you want to head over to the ceiling support lounge* after work?
Bob: Do you mean the strip club?
Nathan: Keep your voice down you moron! We don't want the 11 and 12 year-olds to hear us!
Bob: Oh yeah, sorry.
**hint, hint, nudge, nudge
Sexual act wherein male is positioned directly over female with female performing fellatio. As male is about to climax, he pulls out and rapidly flings penis back and forth, smattering female's face with ejaculate, or in this case, cream cheese.
Dude, she took that Philadelphia Ceiling Fan like a champ.
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The upper portion of the inside of the mouth. More commonly and incorrectly referred to as the "roof" of the mouth. This doesn't make sense because it's inside, like a ceiling, not outside, like a roof. The scalp and hair are the roof of your head, and your mouth has a ceiling.
Jim: "Hey Dan, want some tortilla chips or some Captain Crunch?"
Dan: "No thanks. Last night, I made a pizza in the oven, and like an idiot, I bit into a piece right away. The hot cheese burned the ceiling of my mouth. It hurts. I need to eat apple sauce for a few days".
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An attempt to hang yourself by a Ceiling fan like a dumbass.
My brother tried to Commit Ceiling fan but it broke the fan and he was grounded.
used to describe the umbrella of definitions that have something to do with a sex position or a drug.
Person 1: bro have you looked up delta-8 on urban dictionary?
Person 2: no bro let me guess it's gonna be a ceiling fan penguin