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The very dangerous creatures that lurk in the prisons of the United States, preying on young white inmates. Their origin is Africa but were introduced during colonization of the Americas.
Nick: I got nothing to worry about I'm just going to prison.
Tim: Unless you encounter a cell serpent
Nick: Oh shit...
Tim: Shitting will be easier...
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The pinaccle of homo sapiens' emotions. It is the definitive term of sentimental sensations to mortals. Each human being is born with a amount of EQ Cells, and they not only can be gained from breathing from both rural and urban areas, but they also grow amass over time as humans become more emotional. Crying is a method to procure more cells. If you have never cried before, you shouldn't be seeing this.
Just like its sibling IQ cells, when a human has transcended humanity, it gains an enormous amount of EQ cells immediately. Unable to contain any more cells, the human dies off and disperses all of it's EQ cells to the surroundings.
~ProfessorKyleOfTheIQCells,Part2
"My goodness, why are you crying at a drain?"
"sniff.. This is how I grow my EQ cells."
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A form of hereditary anemia that causes the red blood cells to stop functioning, causing lethargy. For the most part, only occurs in black peoples.
I'm running fast! Fast FAST! Shit, here comes the sickle cell. My running days are over, time to get back to the TV and welfare, hehe. :P
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when David ring puts his cell phone on his penis
David rings cell fucked at his new years party
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A personal locating device which ensures that you are pussy whipped
Nancy called me on my cellphone but I didn't answer it after I checked the caller i.d. THIS made Teri suspicious. So now my date doesn't trust me and my wife will be suspicious when I get home late. SHIT !
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A device designed to give brain cancer to a large sector of the population; this is for medical research, funded by pharmaceutical companies.
Recent advances in cell phone technology have made them more addictive (video, text messaging) in order to increase the exposure time of the average citizen, and thus, create a larger sampling pool for the new brain cancer drugs.
"Dude, like, text me on my cell phone. Ow, my head hurts."
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a wireless device in which you make calls from anywhere you can pick up a signal.
I will call you from my cell phone when I get a signal.
I will test this device to see how it is edited with this word cell phone.
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