depth-charge

v: to depth-charge

A sexual act in which the male ties a grenade to his erect penis, and penetrating the vagina. While this may inhibit the man from any further sexual act in the future, if survived he will have successfully risen to a new plateau of sexual triumph.

Jeffrey: Pauline, you want to have sex tonight?
Pauline: No, why?
Jeffrey: Bitch, don't take that tone with me! Now you'll be getting a depth-charge!
Pauline: NOOOO!
Jeffrey: *ties grenade* YES!

*EXPLOSION*

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charge up

What some people do to get pumped or psyched before a game.

Hey everybody look! David from Bokey is about to charge up!

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Guilty as charged

The phrase; 'guilty as charged', is used when admitting to something done whilst inebriated, provoked by the use of narcotics such as weed, mcat etc...

this expression comes from the word charged, the context is pretty self explanatory

"dude i don't believe you told her she was a milf to her face!"
"guilty as charged ;)"

"so you porked sophie last night?!"
"can't deny it! guilty as charged man!"

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death charge

A heat seeking missile used to destroy submarines. Usually fired from German Punzers by the "Desert Fox" Erwin Rommel.
Sometimes confused with depth charges which also destroy submarines.

The "Desert Fox" used death charges to eliminate British submarines in the Mediterranean.

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charge the gnar

To take on anything high on the scale of dangerousness and coolness.

A kayaker passes a raft full of people before a class 4 rapid.
Kayaker: Are you ready to charge the gnar?!

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Roffles Charge

When it becomes necessary to initiate a charge of magnificent proportion. This is time for a Roffles Charge.

OMG we r bein pwnt ... we must Roffles Charge

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cop a charge

To grab a quick charge for a portable electronic device from a public outlet (ie an airport, restaurant, lobby).

"No, I'll meet you over at the bar. I'm going to chill here at the gate and cop a charge."

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