Bite sized tiny honey flavored doughnuts inside a box that says “Cheerios”.
Barry Bee Benson: Imma eat some Cheerios!
Air pod douche: you eat that shit?
Barry Bee Benson: Fair enough.
Ah yes, the edgy and cute girlfriend you're lucky to have. Literally the bed person ever!
Hey you know cheerio right? OF COURSEEE who wouldn't?
When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.
Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"
Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)
Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmind. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"
Where you Cheerios are placed in the anal crevice of a consenting sexual partner.
The other partner then licks the cereal items from their area, thusly performing a Cheerio Rimmer.
Barry gave me the best Cheerio Rimmer last night.
To ejaculate on your sex partners ass as to make the anus look like a cheerio with frosting coating it. Then you proceed to eat the "cheerio."
"Donna called in sick this morning, so we shared a frosted cheerio."
The act of finding the largest mixing bowl you have, filling it with Cheerios and milk, and fucking the living hell out of it, orgasming into it, then feeding it to a roommate.
Guy: "Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah, dick cheerios is the best!" *Puts semen filled Cheerios back into fridge*
Next Day
Girl: *Gets nice looking bowl of Cheerios out of the fridge, eats* "Hey, are these dick cheerios!? They taste really sweat!"
When you put a cheerio in random places, around him, around school, around the town, or even on a person without that person noticing.
If you do this, take a picture and post it on instagram or twitter with #secretcheeriochallenge
I decided to do the secret cheerio challenge! I put a cheerio on my friends head without her noticing #secretcheeriochallenge