Random
Source Code
Random
A semi-erect penis that hits both hard and strong
While she's down there, slap her with your chub club to remind her who's boss
7👍 2👎
When a male is built like a football player but has just a little bit of extra baggage.
"That guy is so chub on the buff."
"Yeah, he's really fit, but he's got a bit of cushion for the pushin."
6👍 1👎
Most commonly aplliable to the De La Salle 2010 soccer team.
Law 1:
Amount of chub is inversely proportional to the amount of time before a game. Therefore, as time before a game (t) decreases, chub (c) in creases.
Law 2:
Amount of chub is varies directly with the importance of the game. Therefore, as importance increases, chub increases as well.
Law of Chub:
e.g. c=k(constant of chub)/t
8👍 2👎
Chub sauce is a slang term for semen. Chub being a slang term for "chubby." Chubby is also a slang term for an erection, thus the two words combined give you "chub sauce" (sperm).
I was jerkin off and got chub sauce on my favorite pants.
12👍 4👎
You take a partially hard penis and thrust upon a girls leg, thigh, and or ass to show her what your working with.
I gave that fatty a chub bump.
12👍 4👎
1. n. a flaccid penis whose circumference is equal to or greater than its length.
2. n. a short, fat person whose circumference is equal to or greater than his/her length,
1. Mom: Kevin! Are you playing with your li'l chub again?!?
2. I bet if we tipped that li'l chub over he'd roll right down the hill.
10👍 3👎
to get the blood flowing to the penis without necessarily being in a sexual situation.
My doctor is a hot woman and I needed a testicle exam. Being it was a freezing cold day I needed to chub up before she came in the room.
19👍 8👎