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A religion based on the idea that Jupiter is an omniscient God.
The Church of Jupiter was created by a group of random kids just so that they could show how easy it is to make a religion. Dang.
A bar that opens early on sundays. The word "beer" is sometimes omitted as an understood modifier.
"Bye! See you in beer church!"
a child who doesn't know their dad is secretly gay
- Sam just told me that his dad is gay, he's a church rat no longer!
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
A phrase that is often used by parents who have children who play traveling hockey in winter months or all year round.
“Sorry, can’t make it tonight, it’s October and I belong to the church of hockey again this winter.”
Mixed alcoholic drink. Consists of Banker's Club Vodka and cran-grape juice. Consumed by the poor, college students, and church goers.
"Hey bro, do you have anything to drink?"
"I'm all out of natty light, but I can make you a church wine."
Clout which is obtained by being involved in church activities such as volunteering or working events.
(In church service) “Dang, you see than new guy? He’s volunteering for that church clout, man”