claires are people that are so annoying and if you are friends with a claire you need to tell her to shutup and ditch her.
person #1-duude sally is sooo nice
person #2-yeah but her best friend is so annoying. shes such a claire.
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Slang word for urinal. Common feature within male toilets.
"I'm bursting for a piss and someones in the toilet" "It's ok theres a claire over there."
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The ultimate word and or name to describe, Selfishness, Ungratefulness and annoyance.
Also this word means takin the biscuit
Claire: can you look after my kid for like three weeks cos i can't be arsed
Person: erm no, i have a life ya know
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usually used to definine something commonly found in the toilet, a claire is a type of dung common to the homosapien species and is usually that more slangly reffered to as 'the run's' or 'sloppy poo' a.k.a diarrhea
child: mum i don't feel too good...
mother: do you have a stomach ache?
child: yes... i just did a claire in the loo... it stunk!!!
mother: i'll get you some medicine!
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A word for a damp radiator or the smell of a damp radiator. It can be used as a insult or a compliment depending if you like damp radiators or the smell or not.
husband: my house smells like a Claire
wife: well get off your lazy arse and clean it then!
women: mmmmm i love your new perfume it smells like a claire (:
lady: better ring the plumber my radiators turned into a claire.
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A huge slut who chats up every guy she see's, A Claire will act innocent but deep down she's a true whore.
Hey, that girl over there is a real Claire.
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