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Ghetto cleaning is when you find a dirty article of clothing you want to wear, and instead of washing it, you spray it down with fabreze
"Dude, didn't you wear that shirt two days ago? You already cleaned it?"
"Naw man, I just went ghetto cleaning this morning"
"You smell like lilacs"
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If you're looking around here on Urban Dictionary, you're probably wondering if there is anything on here that doesn't relate to something vulgar or sexual. Well, here it is.
"I was looking on Urban Dictionary and I actually found something clean." ~ nobody
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Hey bro where did u go last night? Oh I just went to get my tutty cleaned by some whore.
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When you meet someone new and decide to add them on facebook but decide that some things are inappropriate so proceed to Facebook Clean your page.
"Man, that Charlotte I met in the bar is hot stuff, I really like her and she said she'll add me on facebook!
Oh shit I need to Facebook Clean my page from those pictures of me kissing my ex!"
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The commercialized clothing stain getter-outer. Originally only available through television orders. Also the originator of the "screamo" commercial, where the advertiser feels the need to scream whatever they are saying. They seem to think that projecting their voice so that the neighbors can hear the commercial sells their products. However, studies have proven otherwise. Because that dude on the commercial is notorious for being a fucktard.
"OXY CLEAN GETS STAINS OUT LIKE THAT!(snaps fingers) WINE, COFFEE, PASTA SAUCE, YOU NAME IT, OXYCLEAN DOES THE JOB! (proceeds to spill all of these ingredients on a white sheet, dips in oxy clean solution and it comes out sort of clean) GET OXY CLEAN!" (gives you a moronic thumbs up)
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A bizarre act of sexual deviance in which one party, male or female, lays facedown on a foosball table and has a plastic replica Star Wars lightsaber toy inserted into their rectum. A pool ball of any color is then inserted into his or her mouth. Following these preparations, a previously prepared mixture consisting of one quart melted vanilla ice cream and one quart human feces is poured over the nape of the subjects neck. Finally, four assistants must rapidly rotate the rows of foosball players that the initial subject is lying on, causing great sexual excitement to the subject. Not to be confused with the Filthy Ricardo, in which all parties must be wearing an authentic German standard-issue World War I helmet.
Bob: I got a Clean Ricardo yesterday.
Gung: hawt
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This term describes when one is able to have a bowel movement leaving the perianal area free of feces. This is evidenced by attempts to clean this area with tissue that yield no fecal matter.
One technique to increase the frequency of such a phenomenon is to sit on one cheek, slide over, and then the other in an attempt to separate the cheeks so that the do not contact the feces as it passes into the toilet bowl.
- That was awesome, I only had to wipe once, it was a clean break.
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