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Alfie Coates is a person which moisturises his parents arse holes and then listens to them orgasm.
I have friend called Alfie Coates, how grim!
Slang for a bulletproof vest
Exp used in the song My Buddy by G-Unit "He ain't never been broke he glitchless and so reliable I bought him a rubber coat for Christmas,inferred beam and a scope for distance."
When one's coat goes missing from a public place except the coat that is gone missing was worse than the coat that is left for you to take..
You go into a hair salon. Take off your coat and hang it up. Then when you are leaving you put your coat back on. Next you reach into your pocket to find your ipod. While doing so you realize your coat is softer. Then you notice the zipper is different. Then you finally notice that it is not your coat but instead a very similar and newer coat of the same brand. You go back into the hair salon and your actual coat is no where to be found. But wait, you have the newer coat. Therefore this coat jacking has resulted in you getting the better deal. Coat jacking... somebody is going home in a new coat.
To dress up something nasty so as to make it more palatable. Updates the anachronistic phrase, "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear". Essentially, while brown is an amalgam of many colours, the process of separating colours into Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet creates an object which is pretty on the outside but, nasty on the inside.
Hayley: Well you know me, I don't colour-coat things!
Adam: WTF?
Hayley: Eat seven different colour fruits and poo them out, it's still poo. No matter how you colour-coat it, it's still shitty on the inside.
Adam: That's disgusting!
Hayley: So you know what I mean - you've tasted it before?
When an old flame comes back to heat up your dating life during the frostiest season — only to discard you as spring comes, just like an old, trusty jacket.
Sarah was sad when the spring came and Mark dumped her, not realize he had just been winter coating her while it was cold.
one of the biggest bitches i know wants to punch a kid called chinky sim at our next party but really he is a fat slut who is a massive pusy hole and cantr do jack shit
oi fred coates you are a fat cunt
the act of cumming on a girls body
i sugar coated that bitch
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