corn on the cob

Genital warts, esp. on a man's equipment.

Not to be confused with the food of the same name.

1 - "I wouldnt fool around with that guy. Turns out he's got some wicked corn on the cob."

2 - "Oh, you mean he can cook?"

1 - "No."

2 - "Oooooh.....eww...."

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corny cob

adj.
uncool or out of date
Plural. corny cobbs

Allen-Ginny's blouse is Soo very corny cob.
George- Yes I believe it is quite corny cob.

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corn cob

corn cobb (v.) to finger a girl's sausage coozie as well as her throat at the same time, sticking something into both ends as one would with corn holders into a cob of corn

"to corn cob a bitch" or "i gave her the ole corn cob"

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corn cobbing

a slangy outdated way of saying "anal sex"

we were corn cobbing all night, until his ftaher caught us and chased me out with a shotgun.

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Corn cob

A largely unpleasant person, usually male. A substitute for the word "faggot" that you can use to avoid sounding homophobic

Ex 1:

Person 1: Dude, Rocco is such a faggot!
Person 2: Hey, don't say faggot. That's rude. But I'll agree, Rocco is a total corn cob!
Person 1: Um yeah...

Ex 2:

Girl: Look, Mike just posted a picture of himself without a shirt on Facebook. What a corn cob.
Boy: Word. He's the biggest corn cob I know.

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corn cob

1. someone who walks around with a corn cob shoved in his/her ass-litterly or metaphorically.

"man rook is such a corn cob"

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sausage cob

When your boyfriend is spooning you and it's all innocent, but he suddenly whips out his dick and puts it between your arse cheeks

My friend: did you and your man get up to anything last night ;))
Me: nah, but he did a sausage cob on me

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