Random
Source Code
Random
Taking someone to homecoming or prom though there is no relationship while the girl has a crush on another guy. Because of this the other guy can't get with the girl who likes him, hence cockblockdate.
popularized by joe and ciara
"dude joe is such a cockblock date"
"i know we all know shes like karl"
11👍 17👎
That one fucking brown kid that always stops the really nasty sex of shelby steele and jim carey. This brown fucker oddly resembles kermit the frog. He also thinks he is the shit when it comes to fighting, Although he never stands up to Zach. What a fucking cunt. His name just happens to be vincent.
Brandon Lee: Hey Vincent VanGoh just stopped jim carey and shelby steele from having sex.
Matt Damon: What a cockblock kermit!
16👍 32👎
To ruin someone's chances of ruining you date
If your at the club and your talking to this chick and this drunk guy walks up and interrupts you and starts talking to your girl,
And you interrupt him and take her back that is double cockblocking.
2👍 2👎
The act of a man cockblocking another man with just their presence on on the girls friendlist on Facebook.com.
Sorry, I shouldn't have friended your girlfriend on FB. I didn't know she was that fickle. I'm so sorry for the facebook cockblock so please forgive me. I just wanted to be her to be my FB friend and nothing else. Just because I talk to her doesn't mean anything, but thats just from my point of view. I'm sorry please don't feel insecure about her feelings for you. I didn't mean for that to happen. You can keep that ho. I can't help it.
2👍 4👎
The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.
Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.
Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs
13323👍 2215👎
An organized or loose alliance of friends, acquaintances, co-workers, and classmates who overtly or accidentally conspire to keep one from engaging in sexual relations with another or laying the foundation therefore. SEE: Josh, Mike, Mauriah, et al.
I could have gotten all kinds of ass at the party last night had the League of Extraodinary Cockblockers not been there to fuck my shit up.
56👍 8👎
Clam Jam.
To prevent your female friend from getting laid.
Female version of Cockblock
Sammy : I almost got laid last night but laura was such a clam jam.
142👍 32👎