The coconut treatment is where you brutally beat a skull until it fractures 3 times, which resembles the three holes in a coconut. You then proceed to break open the skull as if it was a coconut.
Sammy Samster: see that guy of a darker complexion over there?
Stu Macher: yeah let’s give that fucker the coconut treatment!
*Stu Macher and Sammy Samster proceeds to give the man the coconut treatment*
a good phrase after officially killing someone close to you and getting away with it.
“you just got coconut kachowed loser”
A sex act: When you piss, shit, and cum in a blender, blend them all together, empty it into a condom, tie off the end, then proceed to throw the filled condom at your partner who is wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
Johnny threw his Salty Coconut at Sally while they were in bed together, Sally enjoyed it very much.
When you give a girl a cream pie in the butt after she's had Indian takeout.
Man, that ho needs a serious condom-ent with her chicken tikka malala. I'm going to go give her some coconut butney.
An abundantly hairy vagina riddled with dandruff
She asked me to go down on her but she had a 'coconut muff'
*Not to be confused with crabs*
A flavor of an energy drink for Asian homosexuals that appeared on "The Office".
whats up bruv is that the coconut penis flavor for that new energy drink
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