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A woman, having been sufficiently "pounded," enters a Vaginal Coma when either:
A. Her pelvic bone breaks.
B. Her pelvic bone becomes misaligned - resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.
C. The vaginal area becomes severely bruised, resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.
In any of the above scenarios, the woman is deterred from any form of vaginal (and usually anal) intercourse, for a large amount of time.
Girl 1: What's the matter?! You can't walk straight!
Girl 2: We were really going at it last night, but then he gave me a Tennessee Vaghammer, and now I think my pelvic bone is broken!
Girl 1: Oh noes! Looks like you've got a Vaginal Coma!
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To smoke alot of weed and to sleep it off
Oh shit bro we just smoke a shit ton of weed and fell in to a weed coma
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1. the lackadaisical state one is in after watching tv for over 2 hours, often induced during marathons
"dude you wanna go to applebees"
"sorry man fresh prince couch coma"
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Derived from the German compound noun "Nahverkehrskoma" describing the state of the hangover guys you see in the commuter train on their way to work on Friday mornings: Blood shot eyes, stubble on their cheeks, bad breath and too much grease in their hair - but a tie around their neck (the unmistakable sign of being hanged for money every fucking day in the office, for which they have to compensate in the pub).
Boss: "I've heard there was another train failure on the DART line this morning."
Employee says: "I know, it's outrageous! It costs our economy millions every week!"
Employee thinks: Thank god I was in a commuter coma anyway, extending my sleep instead of making this fat bastard even richer.
Boss thinks: Is this slacker smelling of booze or what?
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The state of lethargy that you feel after a full day of Zoom meetings or after an extra-long Zoom call.
Bro, that 95 person Zoom call was exhausting! I know, I'm in Zoom coma.
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The spaced out, staring off into the computer screen without a thought of what to do next.
I found myself sitting at the desk waking up from a computer coma that lasted 5 mintues.
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the lethargic effect felt after consumption of large meal and/or snack. 2. bodily mechanism responding to recent ingestion of pork (similar to the effects of triptophan in turkey on caucasians, see also: temporary thanksgiving syndromeTTS)
after my breakfast of pickled-pigs feet, grits, babyback porkribs & southern-fried chicken my debilitating coon coma prevented my appearance at work.
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